This is hilarious! What happens when you put all the signs together as flatmates!
6:00 am Virgo takes a shows, scrubs the bath, washes his teeth and puts the tooth brush in a special sterilizing container away from all the other tooth brushes.
6:15 am Capricorn wakes up and switches off the boiler. The daytime expensive tariff electricity has started, after all!
6:20 am Aquarius wakes up and goes for a morning run
6:30 am Leo and Libra are in front of the mirror, fighting for the moisturizer and hair gel
6:40 am Taurus is having breakfast - Nutella with a spoon
6:45 am Sagittarius wakes up and switches on the boiler again
7:00 am Cancer is making sandwiches while Virgo is squeezing fresh fruit juice. Gemini is still in bed checking his emails, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
7:05 am Scorpio opens the bathroom door—Libra storms out of there insulted, carrying their toiletry and make up bag.
7:10 am Aries wakes up and starts the chronometer.
7:11 am Aries is all dressed and ready and running down the stairs. He switches off the chronometer.
7:15 am Our Taurus friend is licking the spoon and the jar. There is no more Nutella.
7:18 am Gemini has been awake for an hour but is still in bed checking his emails, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram
7:20 am Libra and Leo are in front of the mirror again, checking their appearance for the last time and admiring themselves before they go out!
7:30 am Aquarius is having a cold shower, because the Capricorn has switched off the boiler again!
7:40 am Everyone goes out
7:45 am Gemini comes back because he has forgotten one of his 3 phones.
7:50 am Gemini comes back again, he has forgotten his wallet this time
8:00 am Pisces wakes up and realizes he has been locked in the flat!
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