Krisztina Simon Astrologer

Ever wondered who the real heroes are in our tangled world? Those who extend a hand when no one's watching, who stitch fragments of compassion into the fabric of our daily lives? They don’t seek applause or recognition. They’re the silent warriors who whisper, “It’s possible to change.” In the midst of our shared darkness, their light burns quietly but fiercely. Have you seen them? Have you felt their influence? Maybe it’s time to join them. Light your flame with theirs, and together, let’s build bridges of understanding, hold hands across divides, and bring light to the shadows. Remember, the power to transform the world starts with you. Peace is more than a dream; it's a responsibility we all share.

 

I’m here as your co-pilot, my name is Krisztina Simon, to help you manage  challenges and ensure you’re aware of the positive energies surrounding you.With my guidance you can harness those energies, so you can create a successful and healthy life. But remember, I’m not here to take away your power. The decisions are yours to make, and the desire for change must come from within you.

I’m not here to fix you, because you’re not broken. My role is simply to help you find and embrace the light within yourself, to illuminate the path that’s already yours. I’ll stand by your side, offering guidance and support, but it’s your strength, your light, that will lead the way.

I was born and raised in middle Europe and moved to Florida in my mid-20s. 

I'm a proud mom of two strong-willed Taurus boys, married to a mysterious, devoted Scorpio. A spirited Leo miniature dachshund who has his Leo sun conjunct his Venus completes our family. He is very handsome, but not very smart  so we call him Ken when he does something dumb, that is quite often. 

 

My cosmic makeup is a Pisces sun with a Leo moon and Sagittarius rising – a blend of intuition, creativity, and adventure."

I have extensively studied astrology ( specialized-karmic, medical, purpose, horary, rectification), numerology, face diagnosis, palmistry, the Five Elements, Bazi Feng Shui, and astro-herbalism, and I have become a clinical herbalist.  I got certified and mastered them all. Before I acquired these skills, I achieved a bachelor's and master's in special education, drama therapy, social work, and psychiatric nursing. It allows me to share my knowledge and wisdom through private consultations and teaching it in workshops while traveling the world. My consultations are comprehensive as I implement all the tools and methods I have mastered on my journey.

 

Having a gypsy soul and sailor's mouth, I blend wit, sarcasm, and radical honesty with compassion in my guidance.

I am an author, and my first book was published. It’s for teens about taboos (reproduction, death, grief, bullying, racism, addiction).

Uma Kriko - Let’s talk about THAT

Recently, I have been writing multiple astrology books, Astrology Uncensored: Zodiac with wit and wisdom and Wandering Stones: Unveiling the Secrets of Asteroids and a movie script -PRETEND about karma and afterlife. 

 

I could be your lighthouse if you are lost in the sea in a storm so you find your way back to shore. Or if you want me to be the weather girl who reminds you to pack an umbrella because it’s a shit storm out there and life's about to rain crap on your parade, I can also be that person for you.

I'm advocating for humility, compassion, and good old common sense.

I deeply value education, integrity, and the arts.

 

My take on astrology is that it's direct, straightforward, unfiltered, sprinkled with sarcasm, and not everyone's cup of tea. However, if you're up for something more like a shot of tequila, you're in the right place.

 

What is next for me?

 

I want to create a healing village for children to be free of disease with dignity. A village where we can teach them by applying astrology, herbalism, meditation, and many arts in their studies. A self-sufficient village. They will have access to all the tools and methods to improve.

 

How did I find the spiritual path?

 

Looking back on my life, I know I was chosen to heal and guide! I was stillborn. The doctors gave up on me and pronounced me dead, but a young medic who wanted to prove himself started to give me CPR, and here I am.  Later, they told my mom I would be mentally challenged because of the lack of oxygen. 

 

Between the ages of 12-16, I lost 7 of my friends through different tragic events. At their funerals, standing around the grave, I realized I felt their spirits calling me. It was scary and unworldly; I wasn't familiar with the feeling and didn't know how to handle it then. 

 

Mediumship is also running in my bloodline; my mother, aunt, and grandmother are also gifted.

 

I believe all those personal traumas made me highly vulnerable and empathic, which opened the doorways to connect with the other side.

 

How do I approach it?

 

I always ask my clients if they are ready for the truth.

Depending on each answer timing their hesitation, my approach differs. I will still deliver the messages and stay authentic but choose between beautifully polished and radically honest. I understand words have weight, and I aim to help and heal. I never let my clients leave with fear or bitter feelings. I can deliver challenging aspects and wrap them with hope and remedies.

 

How do I handle non-believers?

 

Non-believers come from fear, perhaps a lack of information or misinformation. I understand the root of their skepticism. Unfortunately, there are a lot of charlatans, pretend healers popping up like mushrooms after a heavy rain, giving this fantastic science a terrible reputation. I never want to convince anyone; I always guide those seeking my help. However, I have been accused wrongfully of what is always a gut-ripping experience, but I know when my actions are based on knowledge and good intentions, my soul has no regrets.

 

The gift they take with them:

 

Anyone who schedules a reading with me will find clarity, peace, and practical applications in business dealings, personal relationships, wealth and understanding in greater depth,  health, inner motivation, preferences, and personality.

 

What does being a witch mean to me?

 

A witch is a wise woman who understands we are not this crude matter but spiritual beings. A witch can apply magic in her daily affairs, making a difference regularly. A witch is nothing to be afraid of, maybe a medicine woman. Someone who has clear visions.

 

What is some advice to give people struggling spiritually?

 

We must embrace our fear, anger, and shadows, enjoy stillness, let go of resentment and blame, and stop looking for answers to the whys!

Instead, we all could do a reality check and start to answer the questions: how can I help? 

What can I do to improve things? Ultimately, we are all here to serve, right?

 

Session Formats:

Horary one or two questions astrology is written.
Live Sessions: All other sessions are conducted live unless otherwise requested.
Recorded Sessions: If live sessions are not possible due to scheduling conflicts, a recorded session can be arranged. The session will be recorded in this case, and a detailed video or audio recording will be provided.

NOTE: Each service is designed to offer deep insights and practical remedies catered to your specific needs. All astrology consultations include herbal and crystal remedies, and you can enhance your experience with custom music and art remedies tailored to your astrological profile. Prices for these will vary depending on the specifics of the request.

 

NOTE: Once you order, please contact Krizstina to schedule your reading, in the contact form. Send your birth details and questions. 

 

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